“Where are you from?”
Weeeell, do you want the short answer or the long one?
- These are the three most difficult questions anyone can possibly ask you.
- All your stories about your childhood start with “When I lived in…”
- You have irrational attachments to random numbers because your life is cataloged by postcodes.
- When Facebook asked you to list a “hometown,” you had a panic attack.
- You don’t get it when people speak fondly of their childhood bedrooms, because you had too many.
- You have several close friends, because every new city requires a new crew.
- The downside is that a significant number of people you care about are always too far away.
- Your speech incorporates slang from all over the place.
- And your accent fluctuates daily.
- So every new acquaintance’s favorite game is trying to guess where you’re from And they always lose.
- You constantly crave foods that aren’t available in your current city.
- You either have a physical version of this, or you can easily envision one in your head.
- You get incredibly excited when you meet someone else who has moved around a lot.
- Especially if they’ve been to one of the smaller, more obscure places you’ve lived.
- Packing quickly and efficiently is your superpower.
- You’ve taken whole vacations funded entirely by frequent-flier miles…Because you have more airline miles than real money.
- You have equally strong allegiances to multiple sports teams, which can be extremely confusing.
- You were the last of your friends to get a driver’s license, because you were never any one place long enough to do it.
- You’re a weary veteran of the long-distance relationship.
- You have yearbooks from six different schools.
- You have unreasonably strong opinions about different airlines.
- And you have a mental ranking of the best and worst airports.
- You get restless if you’re ever in the same city for too long.
- You’re pretty much immune to culture shock.
- And, at this point, you’re pretty great at making new friends.
- This is your official theme song.
- People have tried to give you several labels, but nothing quiiite captures your experience…Transplant? Third Culture Kid? VAGABOND?
- But, although it was tough at times, you’re glad to have so many different experiences under your belt.
- Because, at the end of the day, you’ll always have the best stories to tell.